His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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