Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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