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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My vagina is very pro this idea
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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