Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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