How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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