Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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