Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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