Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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