Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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