guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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