Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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