So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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