I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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