I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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