she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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