i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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