Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
