Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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