I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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