foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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