I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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