dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
