just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Randomize
