What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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