I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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