She announced her abortion via fbk
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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