I need help removing her.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Randomize
