I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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