One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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