if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
