wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize