I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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