I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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