we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
either way he was missing a nipple.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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