Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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