We're facebook friends in real life
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades