i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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