Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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