You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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