My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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