dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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