I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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