I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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