her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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