I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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