my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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