Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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