my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
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I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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