I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am