Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.