Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Someone signed my nipple.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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