If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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