we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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