Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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