Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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