I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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