i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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