What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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