Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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