laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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