I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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